"Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony." - Lou Reed
I had been looking for a sign for a couple of days. And there it was.
I
was walking down a little back street in Cannes. I reached one of those
fashion outlets that always make me think they are a front for
something else. In my head, it was the Marseilles mafia smuggling huge
wheels of cheese, fake wine and millions of questionable Moroccan
cigarettes. You know those stores. They never have any customers but
somehow always remain open. I stared at the faceless and lonely
mannequins and on the window was the quote that perfectly summed up
Cannes this year.
For years, Cannes had been a place where for a
week, it felt like a million oracles had all been parachuted onto the
Carlton Terrace. They would take a sip of their mystical Rose', adjust
their newly bought scarves, look you in the eye and say, I can explain
everything.
Now, they normally couldn't. But, they could vaguely steer you in the
right direction. You could get a read of things. I have written before,
that for me, Cannes was like a compass and an engine. It could get you
through all the waves of opinion with a little inspiration and sometimes
it could even point you in the right direction.
That is no longer the case. Cannes is now like that weird swimming pool in Stranger Things. The Upside Down.
Whatever you hear in Cannes, you will also hear and see the exact opposite.
Let
me give you what I heard and wrote down from discussions around me in a
single Cannes hour to demonstrate what I mean. All this, in one hour.
User experience is everything in the future, emotional storytelling is
what is really important, why being human is the way forward, the
efficiency of programmatic will set you free, consultancies are so much
more/less, Agencies, what is the new model, Blockchain is off the chain,
dog (Yes, somebody actually said that), television isn't dying, it's
having babies. I really could go on for a couple of pages.
Let's
take stuff that you have read over and over. So, perhaps you think it is
true. Take the often said line that advertising is dying. My creative
partner Shane Bradnick made the wry observation while we were lining up
to register on day one that if advertising is dying there sure are a lot
of people at the funeral. Cannes was packed but everybody kept saying
or asking if advertising was dying. The weirdness was industrial
strength this year.
Or, you will be walking behind two men
wearing identical pairs of chinos talking about the genius of A.I
between the Martinez and the Carlton. I counted them saying the word
optimisation 12 times within the length of a single Dior store. You will
then walk into the Palais and hear somebody else in a Panama hat saying
A.I is bullshit. It is just this years buzzword like big data was a
couple of years ago.
The phrase I remember overhearing at
breakfast was somebody saying replace the letters A.I with the words
computer programme and it's not so sexy is it.
And, I am sure
both conversations are 100 percent valid, or not. That is how it was
every day. Literally, think of any topic or perspective and the opposite
was right next to it poking it in the ribs.
This created a type
of madness in some people. They were wrestling with an unending anaconda
of ambiguity. They developed a strange form of Tourette's and kept
asking what the bloody trends were this year. Like this, would keep them
safe and give them a map. There is no map.
Those questions were
questions Cannes used to be able to answer. In the past, Cannes could
create an order for the coming year and those old buildings could take
new ideas and create a pattern we could all see. The reality is there
are no more patterns or perhaps there are millions of them. Either way,
things are moving too quickly for a compass. Cannes can still give you
an engine fuelled with inspiration but you will have to figure out where
to go. And that might all change tomorrow.
My friend Ari Weiss and CCO for DDB North America explains the issue very well in his article for Campaign -
view here.
What
has changed is time. We don't have any. And strangely, I am not even
sure how valuable it is anymore. I mean what the hell is a trend in
advertising? Two of the biggest winners in the last couple of years were
sculptures. Fearless Girl and Graham. Is that a trend? Should we all be
taking sculpture classes? I am being facetious but you get the idea.
The simple answer Cannes gave me this year is don't worry about trends
and where things are going just deal with what is right in front of you.
Just deal with today because today is far longer than it used to be.
In amongst all the weirdness and confusion, I found that thought quite liberating.
Stop looking for signs.
Do what is in front of you.
It's going to be O.K.
Just read to the damn pony.