Rob Ford Crack Pipe Created

Some may consider Rob Ford’s antics a type of real life art performance. Now he’s become an actual real life art piece. This anonymous site  has popped up on our radar, promising a soon to be released crack pipe with the face of Toronto's mayor. Too bad it’s not available before Christmas because there’s probably plenty of Torontonians who would love to get this in their stockings on the 25th.

 
"The Mr. Mayor Crack Pipe™ is a ceramic crack pipe cast with face of the world’s favourite crack loving mayor! The pressures of running a major metropolitan city, warring against the pinko media, and stopping the runaway gravy train can drive any honourable mayor to crack up. Just drop a rock of your favourite freebase in Mr. Mayor’s always open yap, light it up and get your stupor on," runs the enticing sales pitch.